Alex, and girl, please.

Not American nor Spanish. This is a little piece of my mind, so let's be creepy. If you know me, please don't follow me. 1999.

paxamgays:

post apocalyptic movies/tv shows are like ‘ok so the government has fallen. there are hardly any people left. we have no food or shelter. but DONT WORRY. the women are all still hairless. of course. women found many razors to shave every inch of their body with. the men however, can’t seem to find or borrow a razor to shave their beards. their beards are touching the ground. but the women are hairless. at least the women don’t have any underarm stubble.’ 

adragonwithbalanceissues:

I think my least favorite Hetero Trope is when the girl eats a burger or whatever and the dude is like “Wow, I like a girl who can eat” like what the fuck did your last girlfriend do, photosynthesis?

floralsbian:

i’m soooo sick of period/western/fantasy films that feature graphic violence against women for literally no reason other than they can

“that’s just how things were back then!!” ok so where’s the dysentery?? the body hair? poor dental hygiene? syphilis?

or do these things not give u a boner???????

glumshoe:

Male robots: “I’m a machine, but I’m also a person. I’m more than an object. I have values and dreams and desires and, while I’m different from you in ways that might be strange and frightening, I’m an individual and I want to be respected as such.”

Female robots: “I’m a machine, but I’m also a person. In fact, I’m even better than a real woman - I don’t sweat or poop or age, and yes, I am fuckable. I can also kick ass, but like, in a sexy way. I can seem emotionless and cold, but that’s just because I haven’t yet realized how much I want to be your girlfriend.”

When Sasha Wins

Sasha:
*is vegetarian"*
Mawma Ru:
YOU GET A YEAR SUPPLY OF BURGERS!
Sasha:
*is BALD*
Mawma Ru:
YOU GET A SICKENING SUPPLY OF SHAMPOO!
Sasha:
*is grateful anyway*

snarky-gourmet:

madisondavenports:

definitelyshitty:

tyronesuplac:

definitelyshitty:

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

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it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

positivewlwvibes:

anyway gay privilege does exist and it’s called not having to date straight men and it’s truly a blessing

me comforting myself when im home alone:
im a lesbian, i would never be in a horror movie

goodqueenalys:

Littlefinger: *talks*

Sansa Stark:

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Bran Stark:

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Everyone in Winterfell:

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Everyone Everywhere:

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